Living behind bars...it takes Ninja Dog powers!

After a full night of Ninja Dog, it's time to rest!  What's Ninja Dog?  Ninja Dog refers to the great dane of art of being masterfully noisy doing whatever you are doing while children are sleeping in the house as your people parents keep saying, "Shhhhh!"...being a Ninja Dog takes talent, it is not for the small dog...you must be able to wag your tail into walls so hard that it sounds like the drywall will break, pound down stairs with such force that someone outside can hear you and make turns so wide that your butt slams into walls with abandon!  Ninja Dog must rest....I will pound down the stairs later

(he's not behind bars, just the stairwell banister)!